Анекдоты | Прикольные Анекдоты http://anekdott.by Анекдоты, приколы, юмор Mon, 07 Mar 2011 11:39:51 GMT-3 ru <![CDATA[Девочка у психиатора]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Врачей/%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%83-%D0%BF%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%85%D0%B8%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Врачей/%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%83-%D0%BF%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%85%D0%B8%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0/ Mon, 07 Mar 2011 11:39:51 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Врачей/%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%83-%D0%BF%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%85%D0%B8%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0/ - Девочка, а девочка, а сколько тебе лет? - Пять...
- Девочка, а девочка, а какое сейчас время года? - Лето...
- Какое лето!? Мороз -30!!!
- А ВОТ ТАКОЕ ВОТ ХРЕНОВОЕ ЛЕТО!!!
]]> <![CDATA[Синоптики расскаялись]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Погоду/%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%8C/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Погоду/%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%8C/ Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:06:08 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Погоду/%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%8C/ ]]> <![CDATA[Гитлер и жидовский праздник]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Войну/%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80-%D0%B8-%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Войну/%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80-%D0%B8-%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA/ Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:02:05 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Войну/%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80-%D0%B8-%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA/ Однажды он вызвал к себе прорицателя, чтобы узнать свое будущее.
- Мой фюрер, я вижу в своих книгах, что вы умрете в день жидовского праздника.
- Какого?
- О, фюрер, в какой бы день вы ни умерли, он станет большим жидовским праздником!
]]> <![CDATA[Double M Production]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Музыкантов/double-m-production/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Музыкантов/double-m-production/ Wed, 29 Dec 2010 21:59:46 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Музыкантов/double-m-production/ ]]> <![CDATA[Пинск Чат]]> http://anekdott.by/Разное/%D0%BF%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA-%D1%87%D0%B0%D1%82/ http://anekdott.by/Разное/%D0%BF%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA-%D1%87%D0%B0%D1%82/ Sun, 27 Jun 2010 16:24:36 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Разное/%D0%BF%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA-%D1%87%D0%B0%D1%82/ ]]> <![CDATA[Я тут недавно обжимку нашел]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Компьютер/%D1%8F-%D1%82%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%BD%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%BE-%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%BA%D1%83-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%BB/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Компьютер/%D1%8F-%D1%82%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%BD%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%BE-%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%BA%D1%83-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%BB/ Mon, 07 Jun 2010 09:43:15 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Компьютер/%D1%8F-%D1%82%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%BD%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%BE-%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%BA%D1%83-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%BB/ ]]> <![CDATA[В мебельном магазине]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-Юмор/%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B5/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-Юмор/%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B5/ Mon, 07 Jun 2010 09:37:30 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-Юмор/%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B5/ - Вчера я купил у вас стул, а сегодня он уже развалился!
- Неужели?! Наверное, на него кто-нибудь сел?..
]]> <![CDATA[чего дрова сидя колешь]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Работу/%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%B3%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B4%D1%8F-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%88%D1%8C/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Работу/%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%B3%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B4%D1%8F-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%88%D1%8C/ Mon, 07 Jun 2010 07:31:37 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Работу/%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%B3%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B4%D1%8F-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%88%D1%8C/ - Да пробовал уже лёжа, не получилось.
]]> <![CDATA[сон про обезьянку и бегемота]]> http://anekdott.by/Поисковая-Оптимизация/%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BD-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE-%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B7%D1%8C%D1%8F%D0%BD%D0%BA%D1%83-%D0%B8-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0/ http://anekdott.by/Поисковая-Оптимизация/%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BD-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE-%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B7%D1%8C%D1%8F%D0%BD%D0%BA%D1%83-%D0%B8-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0/ Mon, 07 Jun 2010 05:47:36 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Поисковая-Оптимизация/%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BD-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE-%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B7%D1%8C%D1%8F%D0%BD%D0%BA%D1%83-%D0%B8-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0/ - Нет.
- Посмотри, классный!
]]> <![CDATA[Тайд или кипячение]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-Юмор/%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%B4-%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%BF%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-Юмор/%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%B4-%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%BF%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5/ Mon, 07 Jun 2010 03:36:24 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-Юмор/%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%B4-%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%BF%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5/ - Да, холодильник.
]]> <![CDATA[В больницу требуются люди]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Врачей/%D0%B2-%D0%B1%D0%BE%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D1%83-%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B1%D1%83%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%B4%D0%B8/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Врачей/%D0%B2-%D0%B1%D0%BE%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D1%83-%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B1%D1%83%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%B4%D0%B8/ Mon, 07 Jun 2010 02:35:17 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Врачей/%D0%B2-%D0%B1%D0%BE%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D1%83-%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B1%D1%83%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%B4%D0%B8/ - В больницу требуются люди с температурой 36,6 для проверки термометров.
]]> <![CDATA[Титаник перед отплытием]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Компьютер/%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B4-%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BF%D0%BB%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5%D0%BC/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Компьютер/%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B4-%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BF%D0%BB%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5%D0%BC/ Mon, 07 Jun 2010 02:19:04 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Компьютер/%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B4-%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BF%D0%BB%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5%D0%BC/ - А не так ли гудел "Титаник" перед отплытием?
]]> <![CDATA[Теперь молоко развожу]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Работу/%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%8C-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B6%D1%83/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Работу/%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%8C-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B6%D1%83/ Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:39:30 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Работу/%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%8C-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BE-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B6%D1%83/ - Нет, я его выкупил. Теперь молоко развожу!
]]> <![CDATA[Решили дед с бабкой испечь колобок]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Компьютер/%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%B4-%D1%81-%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%87%D1%8C-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BE%D0%BA/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Компьютер/%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%B4-%D1%81-%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%87%D1%8C-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BE%D0%BA/ Sun, 06 Jun 2010 23:30:02 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Компьютер/%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%B4-%D1%81-%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%87%D1%8C-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BE%D0%BA/ - А по сусекам-то скребла?
- Скребла!
- А по амбарам помела?
- Помела!
- А клавиатуру вытряхивала?
]]> <![CDATA[Папа, зачем тётю распиливают в цирке]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Детей/%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%B0-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BC-%D1%82%D1%91%D1%82%D1%8E-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82-%D0%B2-%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%BA%D0%B5/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Детей/%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%B0-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BC-%D1%82%D1%91%D1%82%D1%8E-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82-%D0%B2-%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%BA%D0%B5/ Sun, 06 Jun 2010 21:33:40 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Детей/%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%B0-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BC-%D1%82%D1%91%D1%82%D1%8E-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82-%D0%B2-%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%BA%D0%B5/ - Папа, зачем тётю распиливают?
- Чтобы узнать, сколько ей лет.
]]> <![CDATA[Полесье Новости]]> http://anekdott.by/Разное/%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%B5-%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8/ http://anekdott.by/Разное/%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%B5-%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8/ Fri, 28 May 2010 10:05:37 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Разное/%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%B5-%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8/ ]]> <![CDATA[Музычныя навіны мінулага]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Музыкантов/%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%B7%D1%8B%D1%87%D0%BD%D1%8B%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BD%D1%8B-%D0%BC%D1%96%D0%BD%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B0/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Музыкантов/%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%B7%D1%8B%D1%87%D0%BD%D1%8B%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BD%D1%8B-%D0%BC%D1%96%D0%BD%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B0/ Sat, 24 Apr 2010 01:06:00 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Музыкантов/%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%B7%D1%8B%D1%87%D0%BD%D1%8B%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BD%D1%8B-%D0%BC%D1%96%D0%BD%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B0/ ]]> <![CDATA[Музыкальные Группы]]> http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Музыкантов/%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%B7%D1%8B%D0%BA%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B3%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D0%BF%D1%8B/ http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Музыкантов/%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%B7%D1%8B%D0%BA%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B3%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D0%BF%D1%8B/ Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:40:58 GMT-3 http://anekdott.by/Анекдоты-про-Музыкантов/%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%B7%D1%8B%D0%BA%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%B3%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BF%D0%BF%D1%8B/ 1. пазнаёмся з сучаснымі стылямі
2. дазнайся дзе, і наведай сайты
3. чытай навіны пра музыкальные группы
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